Most of our party (Candice, Montana, Mike, and yours truly) began our trip at Boston’s Logan International Airport. Approximately two hours of waiting heralded the start of this adventure, punctuated by fierce battles with the self-check in kiosks and an unexpected encounter with fellow traveler and friend Emily Pikul. Although bound for Peru, her plane had sprung something of a leak. After dribbling fuel on the runway its passengers were removed from the faulty aircraft and sent back to our terminal. There they languished with the rest of us, enduring Orwellian security announcements reminiscent and various encouragements to inform on our fellow passengers at every opportunity.
Finally the time had come to embark on the first leg of our 11-hour trip. After wishing Emily the best and bidding farewell to our friends and loved ones, the four of us passed through security without a single uncomfortable search or random privacy violation. The other side of the metal detector was characterized by over-priced restaurants and a disappointing lack of currency-changing booths. Given that the flight only went to New York, this probably shouldn’t have come as such a surprise. We were soon informed that our plane was overbooked and delayed. In response, we resolved to wait impatiently at the gate and discuss the relative merits of Java over C (among other droll subjects). In time our plane did indeed arrive, and boarding commenced in a more or less organized fashion. Mike was waylaid by a crippled old woman, however, and forced to assist her and her daughter. Regrettably the wheelchair’s brake was engaged, and its occupant spoke no recognizable English. What became of them I shall never know, for our patience ran out before any resolution to this dilemma was in sight. The three of us boarded, and were joined roughly twenty minutes later by a somewhat irate Mike.
After a brief and uneventful flight we touched down at JFK international airport, where we were joined by Petre, the fifth member of our little group (and, sadly, a resident of New Jersey). He came bearing roughly a pound of chocolate and was welcomed warmly by all. At this point we proceeded to the gate, where we encountered our fellow passengers for the 9-hour flight to Budapest. Of particular note were what I shall dub the Hell Baby and its family, and the Merry Band of Rabbis. The former was attended by a mother and father, who doted on it constantly and made loud cooing noises on a regular basis. Unfortunately this did little to mollify the young demon, which alternated between screaming loudly and shitting mightily. The latter were a band of roughly ten black-clad men, between the ages of twenty five and ninety. All wore thermal beanies (a rather counter-intuitive form of hat) or large Russian fur caps with ear flaps and at least two feet of height. The dominant language appeared to be Russian, as I suspected from the start given their choice of headgear. These blokes spent their time milling about the gate area, talking loudly to each other about what I must assume were the normal topics for wandering bands of rabbis.
The flight itself was little different. Montana, Candice, and I had the misfortune of sitting behind the Hell Baby, where our olfactory faculties were repeatedly and mercilessly assaulted by a stench so powerful that I may have to burn the clothes which were exposed to it. Meanwhile the Merry Band conducted a series of religious rituals in the aisles, much to the chagrin of various stewards and stewardesses.
After eight hours of this we touched down at Ferihegy International Airport, on the outskirts of Budapest. Customs was remarkably fast, and consisted in its entirety of an official hitting passports with a rubber stamper. In no time at all we had rendezvoused with Gabor Sarkozy and a hapless grad student he brought along to drive us. The trip from Ferihegy to our apartment on Andrássy Utca gave us our first glimpse of Budapest. In brief, it has a uniquely eastern-European beauty. Much of the city shows signs of age, but this gives it a certain character and sense of age that is lacking in many American cities. Gilded domes and rooftops turn otherwise shabby buildings into works of art, and heavy gothic stonework brings to mind the Austria-Hungary of old.
Yet on top of this historic character, Budapest shows clear signs of influence by both late-stage capitalism and American economic powers. McDonalds, Burger King, Subway, Fridays, and a number of other chain establishments have grown into buildings whose solemn facades clash strongly with their new role as cheap food vendors. The people themselves are markedly friendlier than the typical American city-dwellers. In addition, English is spoken by a surprising number of people. We had no trouble buying groceries or ordering food, for example. Note though that local custom apparently frowns on using large-denomination bills to pay for an inexpensive purpose much more than it tends to back in the States.
I would like to conclude with a brief description of our living quarters, and certain peculiar tastes exhibited by Hungarians. The apartment itself is quite spacious; the ceilings are about 12ft tall and each room is large and illuminated with both conventional lighting and large windows. There are three bedrooms, a kitchen, a hallway, and a living area. The bathroom and toilet are in separate rooms, and neither has a lock on its door. The former is largely what one would expect in a bathroom: a tub, a sink, a towel rack, etc. Yet this tub has no vertical shower mount, requiring one to either crouch while showering or take a full bath instead. The toilet is a two-leveled affair. A small pool of water sits in its lower and smaller bowl. Above this is what can best be described as a ceramic shelf, which catches most of what enters the bowl. When flushed, water jets clean the whole apparatus. Until that point, unfortunately, a rather foul mess tends to accrue on the shelf. Finally, the apartment is only accessible from the building’s courtyard. This actually creates a very pleasant insulating effect. One must leave the city behind to enter the building, and must pass down several flights of stairs and through the courtyard itself to leave the building.